Oh, Leicester, Leicester, thou risketh some right royal wrath! Yes, by all means celebrate the home at Christmas by displaying a cosy John Lewis living room…but you’ve omitted a throne for You Know Who. The cathedral that has the inestimable honour of King Richard III beneath its hallowed roof—has actually forgotten him! Forgotten your most famous guest. And at Christmas! Oh, shame on you. But there is still time. I’m sure John Lewis can find a suitable throne somewhere…and if it is carefully positioned, I have been advised that Richard will be able to view (and presumably cheer wildly!) the Leicester Tigers.
So pull your fingers out, Leicester Cathedral. Get that throne, and show due respect for your king. Just imagine if he got up and stalked off in a regal huff!!!!